Gardetrace's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[No Brainer]

Dumbass!

Of all people, why would the give him a retard's brain? And he got pancaked to! lol

[The Hard Way]

On your marks, get set...

Well, it doesnt get any harder than that! He didnt even have 2 shoot him, the runners killed him for him! Hilarious! :-D

[Waiting for the Bus!]

Speed Killz

Waiting for the bus changed his life! He became a success but then they screwed him over when he raced against cars. He became a fuckin loser and his wife left his ass! Then he killed himself and the bus driver got sad and stopped the bus...bad idea! KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

[Beer Run!]

OH SHIT!!!

This was freakin hilarious!!! For once someone who gets splashed with water gets saved from a fire! Who says good things can't happen when ther are drunk drivers on the road? lol. And all he cared about was the beer! He ran over his friend and wass worried about ice for the beer! What a jackass! Great video!

[MK vs. SF 3]

This was the shiznit!

This was the best video I've ever seen on Newgrounds! Amazing story, kick ass fight scene, great diaologue, perfect 10!

[Pokemon: The Lost Ending]

HA HA!!!

His stupid ass had it coming! This is why u NEVER interup a battle between 2 legendary Pokemon!

[School 13 - TongueTied]

Wow...

This video was decent. It wasnt actually funny until their tongues got stuck together. But still i liked it.

[Christmas with Dad and Me]

lol!!!

Thats what he gets! Santa shouldnt have gave them coal for Christmas! Now who will give all the children gifts next X-mas?

[Mario's 20th anniversary]

Kick Ass!

Superb video! Great gags for every character especially when Mario caught Daisy in the shower and when Wario's fat ass was one of those people in the water wearing a bra! Perfect 10! :)

[Mario Kart Underground]

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!

This was an amazing video combining Mario Kart with Need for Speed Underground! The jokes were fuckin hilarious! Club Shroom, Mario & Luigi placing bets with Donkey Kong & Diddy Kong, Peach in tight spandex signaling to start, the apes dodging Luigi's red shell by poppin a side wheelie, Donkey Kong throwing a banana's insides instead of the peel, Diddy Kong gettin burned, the Mario Bros. crashing into Wario and Koopa, and the way Diddy kong looked after gettin burned... botton line: This video kicked ass! Nice song in the background to!